Last Week Tonight
North Korea Declares War
North Korea is always declaring war with the west – and it’s getting tiresome. the Problem with North Korea, is that they’re a lot like that drunk asshole you sometimes find in a bar – the one puffing his chest out and wanting to pick a fight with everyone. The one, whose only friend steps aside, knowing it’s gone too far.
Ninety-nine percent of the time, these nitwits have a glass jaw and it’s over before it starts, but there’s always that one percent, the prick who has a knife or a gun hidden under his shirt.
You now you can take him, but there’s always that “what if” in the back of your mind.
That’s North Korea in a nutshell. And for all their posturing and threats, if the world finds out they’ve been bluffing this whole time – they’re fucked.
John Oliver, Ladies and Gentlemen. Take it away…