North Korea Declares War…Again?

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North Korea Declares War

North Korea is always declaring war with the west – and it’s getting tiresome.  the Problem with North Korea, is that they’re a lot like that drunk asshole you sometimes find in a bar – the one puffing his chest out and wanting to pick a fight with everyone.  The one, whose only friend steps aside, knowing it’s gone too far.

Ninety-nine percent of the time, these nitwits have a glass jaw and it’s over  before it starts, but there’s always that one percent, the prick who has a knife or a gun hidden under his shirt.  

You now you can take him, but there’s always that “what if” in the back of your mind.

That’s North Korea in a nutshell.  And for all their posturing and threats, if the world finds out they’ve been bluffing this whole time – they’re fucked.

John Oliver, Ladies and Gentlemen.  Take it away…

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Donald Trump Bombs Afghanistan

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Last Week Tonight

Donald Trump Bombs Afghanistan

Donald Trump dropped a bomb in Afghanistan last week, right after he launched a shit ton of Tomahawk missiles at Syria, and right before he sent a handful of warships to part outside North Korea.  Through it all he can’t help but praise the food at Mira Lagos.

This would be moment to cue the “WTF” expression.

Does Trump know what he’s doing?  Is this all part of a larger plan to deal with Afghanistan, and ultimately, North Korea?

John Oliver looks at yet another instance of Trump being, well, himself, as the world churns around him.

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What Happened in Syria

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syria missile strike

Syria got it’s ass handed to itself last week.  Actually, no, that’s not right.  The U.S. bombed a largely empty Syrian airbase last week.  There, that’s better.  It’s all in how you look at it…and of course, the facts.

Most of us have heard the news by now, The U.S. launched 59 cruise missiles at Syria in retaliation for their  use of chemical weapons.  No matter what side you’re on with regards to this, you can’t deny the fact that John Oliver is going to talk about it, in that warm fuzzy glow that is satirical comedy.

Yes, this is serious business, but we’re not at war (yet?), and I for one have faith that calmer heads will prevail in the long run, when it comes to armed conflict.  So for now, the best thing you can do is, well…nothing.  so why not just watch the video and try to relax.

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The Sugar Baby Thug Life

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Sugar Baby Thug Life

Dear Lazy Liberals, get a job

“I honestly never get tired of running into you ladies whenever I’m at the casino, watching you stand by the nickel slot machines, wearing your best tube top and giving it away to anyone with a roll of quarters and a steak dinner”
Arnold J. Farnbuckle

Are you a sugar baby?  A tough guy wanna be?  If so, then odds are, you’ve never worked a hard day in your life, while sponging off others.  It’s not something to be proud of, and definitely not something any hard working person would ever respect.

There comes a time in everyone’s life when then have to pull up their pants, head out into the world and forge their own path.  That means, getting a job, a career, joining the military, or anything else that can contribute to society and their own well being.  For many, that day was about 10+ years ago. Unfortunately, for lazy people, avoiding work is a way of life, and almost a skillset in itself. 

Candidates include 30 somethings with no skills, sugar babies, gang bangers, Pokémon champions, and women who pop out another kid just in time for their subsidized housing and welfare hearing.  Sullen, lazy people who sit on the sofa and do absolutely nothing with their lives while they mooch off the generosity, and stupidity, of others are the plague of society and as such, deserve the full wrath of every criticism then get.  

Get a job, you lazy shit!

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Marijuana – Catnip for People

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Marijuana

Marijuana, once outlawed out of racism, ignorance and greed, is now gaining wide acceptance in the U.S.  To date, forty-four states have legalized medical marijuana, with eight of those states allowing recreational use.  But even with over 60% of American citizens supporting legalization, marijuana still remains illegal at the federal level.  For people in the dispensary business, this poses a huge problem when it comes to taxes.  Then, there are those people genuinely need it, but unfortunate enough to be stuck in some legal twilight zone grey area.

While many would still argue corporate greed in the pharmaceutical area is to blame for such slow progress, that simply isn’t the case.  The real problem is ignorance.  U.S. lawmakers have a stubborn unwillingness to do their own research and realize the immense benefits of full legalization in everything from health, to agriculture, and even finance.

John Oliver from Last Week Tonight looks at the legal grey area of marijuana, and the people who have been unfortunate enough, to have been caught in the middle of an antiquated system that is slow to change.

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Generation Snowflake

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Generation Snowflake

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“What’s it like, to be so pathetic and weak that mere words and the opinions of others cripple you?”

Generation Snowflake – the ever so precious flower with a tender heart.  Millennials are often known for being a generation of pussies due to their overwhelming lack of fortitude, when compared with generations past.  Constant texting, absent mindedness and short attention spans that rival that of a goldfish, all lend to their being branded, “the worst generation in history”.

Who’s to blame for this, television?  Commercials with their constant blathering slogans of, “you’re special,” and “you’re worth it?”  I’m sure they all played a part, but I think the real culprits here, are overprotective parents.

It would seem, as though, the well intentions of raising children in a better world than the one their parents grew up in, has had the unintended consequences of creating a generation so ill equipped for the most basic tasks of all – life in North American society.

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Jim Jefferies – Gun Control – Part 2

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Funny man Jim Jefferies brings his brutal brand of honesty and comedic wit to the controversial subject of gun control in America, with all the hilarity you would come to expect from the Australian born comedian.

If this is your first time being exposed to Jim’s unique brand of comedy, be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart, but odds are, you will find it so funny, you’ll laugh your ass off.

Part two is an excerpt from his comedy special BARE, available now on Netflix.  You can Check out Part one HERE

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Wiretapping, Merkel and Trump…oh my.

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Donald Trump

It’s funny, but wherever you turn, Donald Trump seems to be there with his brand of bitter pill to swallow.  I think the jury is still out on whether or not he’ll make a good president, maybe we can reevaluate the guy after he stops tweeting nonsense at 3 am.

Until then, Donald will, most likely, continue to put his foot in his mouth at every turn, say things that you just can’t help but shake your head at, and genuinely ask yourself if he’s serious, or just trying to be funny.

This week, John Oliver of Last Week Tonight looks at…more wiretapping!  Oh, and there’s that funny thing where he insulted the Chancellor of Germany.

When does this guy start acting like a president?

 

…btw, the video is in two parts because, well, I dunno, it just is.

Part One

Part Two

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Jim Jefferies – Gun Control – Part 1

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Funny man Jim Jefferies

Jim Jefferies from his comedy special BARE

Funny man Jim Jefferies brings his brutal brand of honesty and comedic wit to the controversial subject of gun control in America, with all the hilarity you would come to expect from the Australian born comedian.

If this is your first time being exposed to Jim’s unique brand of comedy, be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart, but odds are, you will find it so funny, you’ll laugh your ass off.

Part one is an excerpt from his comedy special BARE, available now on Netflix.  

You can see part two HERE.

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American Health Care Act

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American Health Care Act

Last Week Tonight

In the words of John Oliver himself,

“Yes, it’s finally here, the American Health Care Act.  You may not have wanted it, it looks awful, but it’s here anyway. Try  to think of it as the legislative equivalent of Pirates of the Caribbean 5, the Curse of Johnny Depp Getting Divorced and Needing the Money.”  Oh John, you always know just what to say.

The new health care act has been called everything from “dead on arrival,” to “a stinking pile of garbage,” and even “Trumpcare 2.0”

Love it or hate it’s it’s here, and it’s sure to be the topic of controversy for some time to come.

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CIA

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Last Week Tonight

John Oliver from HBO’s Last Week Tonight, takes a look at the CIA “conspiracy” the only way he can, through tongue in cheek humour with a grain of salt.

On March 7, 2017, Wikileaks published  a treasure trove of documents, proving what Edward Snowden had claimed years earlier – that the CIA has not only been spying on its own American Citizens without their consent, but actively searching for way to improve their techniques.

Wikileaks alleges, that the CIA has been actively looking into ways to remote access everything from your smart phone and television set, to the computer in your car, to your social media profile and more.

…btw, the video is in two parts because, well, It just is.

Part One
Part Two

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Claw & Order

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Last Week Tonight

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The Trump Presidency isn’t even 100 days old, and still, the controversy surrounding this man-like child follows him around like a stray puppy begging for scraps.  This time. it’s the Supreme Court, or as john Oliver puts it, “America’s most-respected adult assisted living community.”

Following the death last February of Antonin Scalia, there remains a vacancy that Donald Trump has decided to fill with Judge, Neil Gorsuch, much to the dismay of Democrats.

John Oliver, takes to heart the seriousness of a supreme court appointment, in true Oliver fashion by presenting…an alternative solution.

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Stupid Watergate

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Stupid Watergate

Every now and then, I stop and wonder if the people who voted for Donald Trump have any idea of the magnitude of stupidity they’ve just put into power; a man child who spends six hours a day watching television, and tweeting about whatever comes to mind.  There are people out there who seem to think Donald Trump is the man to help get their country back on track.  Maybe after watching  this clip from John Oliver’s Last Week tonight, they’ll come to their senses…but I doubt it.

Don’t be selfish, if you know someone suffering from the idiot syndrome know as Trump-itus, please, share this video with them, in the hopes it will knock some common sense into them.  Failing that, you can always hit them over the head with your tablet while it’s playing.

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