The Clown Prince Gets his Crown

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Donald Trump is the 45th American President, and the world may never be the same again.  Love him, or hate him,the world is watching him…very closely.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            .

January 20, 2017

Donald J. Trump, became the 45th American President today.  Let me repeat that, in case you missed it the first time.  Donald J. Trump.  J, as is in “jackass”.   And I, like much of the world, have one glaring question, burning a hole in my brain; are Americans really this stupid?  Apparently, yes.

You know, my mom raised me with the belief, that if you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, you really shouldn’t say anything at all.  But these are different times, and mom always was a bit of a head-case, so fuck that shit, I’m laying my cards on the table.  America, you’ve elected a trailer trash, con artist, as your commander in chief – and you’re giving him the nuclear codes!

Now, when North Korea threatened to drop one of their fantasy “nukes” on the inauguration ceremony today, a part of me wished it wasn’t just more bullshit talk.  At least then, there would be no more Trump, and a few less idiots in the world.  But hey, there’s always that giant black hole that only sucks up stupid people I’ve been wishing for, so, fingers crossed, it’s still early.

But all kidding aside, what can you say about a guy, who gets sworn in, spends the first minute of his speech thanking the previous administration for their wonderful commitment and service, and then the next 20 minutes bitching about what a shitty job they’ve done?  Watch the inauguration video, Obama is sitting right behind Trump, and even he’s grinding his teeth.  You may wonder how Trumps arm doesn’t hurt, as he pats himself on the back, but I’m guessing he’s built up that muscle over time. 

I fucking hate this guy.  Never in my life, have I come across someone so loathsome, so

 pathetic, as to make me wish a building would fall on them – and trust me, I’ve met my fair share of assholes.  But this guy…there’s something about him that is just so unlikeable.  Maybe it’s the way he’s so out of touch with reality and thinks himself “all that and more”.  Maybe it’s when he told the world during an interview, that he’d bang his own daughter if they weren’t related.  Makes you wonder how much of a Woody Allen fan he is, and just what kind of creepy fantasies scroll through his grey matter at bedtime.

And his policy?  Well, for starters, he wants to repeal “Obamacare”, not because it’s ineffective, but because it will give back the $200,000 it took from people earning over $2 Million a year.  Then there’s the wall.  Oh, that fucking wall that will keep out all those horrible immigrants who do the jobs that no self respecting American will do.  Yeah, good idea, a wall will keep them out.  Because, you know, we don’t have airplanes to fly people in and out of the country.

Apparently, this horse shit where “reality-tv celebrities” think they’re qualified to run a country, is infectious, because Canada’s own rich brat, Kevin O’Leary is jumping into the political ring now, so yeah, thanks for setting that example, you fuck twits.  Not bad enough we have to deal with that bitch dyke Wynne fucking everyone, right? 

But you know what, I shouldn’t put all this on Trump.  He took the desperate, the tired, and the disenfranchised among you, and gave them a sense of hope, that their lives could be awesome, despite their lack of caring and effort. 

Haven’t you all heard, the politicians have fucked the people? 

Actually, no, you’ve fucked yourselves.  Trump’s just the product of a crumbling, desperate society.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying Clinton was any better – the bitch had thousands of classified documents in a private server in her home!  That level of stupidity deserves an award of some kind.  And while we’re at it, am I really, the only one who thinks that smile of hers is one shade of makeup away from resembling the Batman’s Joker?

But getting back, to lord, god-king, Bufu.  Ask anyone in the millionaire/billionaire club what they think on this guy, and they’ll tell you – they don’t.  He’s a con man, a used car salesman.  Oh, sorry, he’s a “previously loved, vehicle facilitator.”  Can’t use the former, has a bad ring to it.  Gotta dress everything up, and make it more pleasing.  And Trump?  Why, he’s not a bullshit artist.  No, no, no…he’s the facilitator of dreams.  Yeah, where you can take a largely uneducated, delusional population with no self worth, no spine, and little work ethic, and, as Trump put it, “make them shine!”  …whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.  What’s the politically correct term for “gold plated shit shovel”, anyway?

This is what you get when a society gets lazy and rests on fantasy laurels – you produce assholes. As George Carlin once said, “garbage in, garbage out.”

If America just kept to themselves, I probably wouldn’t care so much.  But they don’t.  American foreign policy often reads like a how-to booklet for early entrance to the depths of hell.  America is like the bull in the china shop – making a mess and leaving it for everyone else to deal with. 

People like to think that, no matter what they do, a hero will emerge from the shadows and save everyone, like they do in the third act of a Hollywood action film.  I’m sorry, but the world doesn’t work like that.  You can’t just rewind and edit something in life to your liking.  If we could, there would be no Hitler, no Hiroshima and Nagasaki, no Tiananmen Square, or Viet Nam…no 9/11.

What a wonderful world it would be, were something like that possible.  To simply shirk off the responsibility of your actions with no consequences, to do whatever you please, and walk away smiling with the thought, that everything is awesome.

Trump thinks like that.  And try as you might, none of you will ever live in his little fantasy world, because you’ll all be out here with me, cleaning up the mess this mother-fucker leaves behind.

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