Did NASA Fake the Moon Landing?

Moon Landing Hoax

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“They come across as being halfway intelligent. but don’t let that shit fool you. These nitwits never figured out how to make their old VCR stop blinking 12:00”

Man went to the moon, 9-11 was a terrorist attack, and the Illuminati is fiction.  But to the conspiracy theorist, it’s all the other way around.  Why do seemingly “normal” people insist there’s a conspiracy to EVERYTHING?  Maybe they’re crazy.  Maybe they’re mentally ill.  …or maybe they know something we don’t?

Did NASA Fake the Moon Landing- REMASTERED
Original airdate April 1, 2016

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New Age Spiritual Nonsense

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New Age Spiritual Nonsense

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“It’s obvious that some babies were dropped more than once. You can always tell.”

New age spiritual nonsense has North America in its grip and it seems that wherever you turn on social media, there’s some new age guru nitwit going on about the color of your aura in relation to a handful of pebbles they dug up in their back yard.

We’ve all met at least one.  The vegan, tofu eating, sandal wearing, deodorant avoiding, knob who constantly goes on and on at parties about the details of their bowel cleanse.  High as balls with superficial calm and acceptance, teetering on the edge of a shitty crack binge that’s ready to turn ugly as soon as someone looks at them sideways.  God forbid you should try to interject some commonsense thinking into their lives – lest you be on the receiving end of a temper tantrum that rivals a five year old.

I’m serious, these morons are usually wound tighter than a suspension spring under load, and grinning like a fucking idiot until you call them out.  Then, watch them lose their shit.

Aliens saved us from nuclear attack, did you say?  Someone living in a trailer park has cracked Tesla’s code for free energy ?  Wow, how silly all those scientists must feel.  They all went to university and dedicated their lives to solving life’s mysteries, when all they had to do was go into a mushroom induced trance and realize that diabetes can be cured with a half an avocado, a spoon full of some bizarre name brand sugar, and a squeeze of lemon wedge.

All together now…WTF?

Are new agers all high?  It sure seems like it, doesn’t it?  Experts agree. …and by experts, we mean the average uneducated nitwit who has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Whether you want to save the world from an ever impending alien attack, or heal your debilitating ailments with the magical powers of a driveway pebble, pseudo-science will help you achieve your goals, as long as those goals are finger pointing and ridicule.

New Age Spiritual Nonsense – REMASTERED from “Twilight of the Idiots”
Original airdate January 29, 2016

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Should Weed Be Legal?

Should Weed Be Legal

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“If you’ve never done pot, or alcohol, or any other kind of drug, ever, your whole life, well then fuck you. You’re a boring person and all your stories suck.”

Should weed be legal?  Yes.  There, that was easy.

Seriously though, why is Marijuana still illegal?  Is it big pharma?  Is it a conspiracy?  Or maybe it’s another one of those things that just got out of control and people were too complacent to care about stopping it.

Most pot smokers still don’t know about William Randolph Hearst, the newspaper owner of the early 1900’s that printed a smear campaign to discredit marijuana.  At the time, marijuana (hemp) was poised to take over in newsprint.  That would have meant going through the trouble and expense of changing pulp and paper equipment.  But that was almost one hundred years ago.  You would think that, someone, anyone, would have tried to change the law in all that time.

Turns out, people are creatures of habit and most people won’t “rock the boat”, as it were.  Besides, it’s not like weed is hard to find, this shit’s everywhere.

But with public opinion now moving well past 60% in favor of legalization, governments are taking a second look at the benefits of legalization – both medical and financial.

Better late than never, I suppose.

Should Weed Be Legal
REMASTERED from “It’s 420 Somewhere” – Original airdate September 30, 2016

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The Sugar Baby Thug Life

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Sugar Baby Thug Life

Dear Lazy Liberals, get a job

“I honestly never get tired of running into you ladies whenever I’m at the casino, watching you stand by the nickel slot machines, wearing your best tube top and giving it away to anyone with a roll of quarters and a steak dinner”
Arnold J. Farnbuckle

Are you a sugar baby?  A tough guy wanna be?  If so, then odds are, you’ve never worked a hard day in your life, while sponging off others.  It’s not something to be proud of, and definitely not something any hard working person would ever respect.

There comes a time in everyone’s life when then have to pull up their pants, head out into the world and forge their own path.  That means, getting a job, a career, joining the military, or anything else that can contribute to society and their own well being.  For many, that day was about 10+ years ago. Unfortunately, for lazy people, avoiding work is a way of life, and almost a skillset in itself. 

Candidates include 30 somethings with no skills, sugar babies, gang bangers, Pokémon champions, and women who pop out another kid just in time for their subsidized housing and welfare hearing.  Sullen, lazy people who sit on the sofa and do absolutely nothing with their lives while they mooch off the generosity, and stupidity, of others are the plague of society and as such, deserve the full wrath of every criticism then get.  

Get a job, you lazy shit!

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Original airdate January 22, 2016

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Generation Snowflake

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Generation Snowflake

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“What’s it like, to be so pathetic and weak that mere words and the opinions of others cripple you?”

Generation Snowflake – the ever so precious flower with a tender heart.  Millennials are often known for being a generation of pussies due to their overwhelming lack of fortitude, when compared with generations past.  Constant texting, absent mindedness and short attention spans that rival that of a goldfish, all lend to their being branded, “the worst generation in history”.

Who’s to blame for this, television?  Commercials with their constant blathering slogans of, “you’re special,” and “you’re worth it?”  I’m sure they all played a part, but I think the real culprits here, are overprotective parents.

It would seem, as though, the well intentions of raising children in a better world than the one their parents grew up in, has had the unintended consequences of creating a generation so ill equipped for the most basic tasks of all – life in North American society.

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Original airdate January 8, 2016

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