New Age Spiritual Nonsense

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New Age Spiritual Nonsense

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“It’s obvious that some babies were dropped more than once. You can always tell.”

New age spiritual nonsense has North America in its grip and it seems that wherever you turn on social media, there’s some new age guru nitwit going on about the color of your aura in relation to a handful of pebbles they dug up in their back yard.

We’ve all met at least one.  The vegan, tofu eating, sandal wearing, deodorant avoiding, knob who constantly goes on and on at parties about the details of their bowel cleanse.  High as balls with superficial calm and acceptance, teetering on the edge of a shitty crack binge that’s ready to turn ugly as soon as someone looks at them sideways.  God forbid you should try to interject some commonsense thinking into their lives – lest you be on the receiving end of a temper tantrum that rivals a five year old.

I’m serious, these morons are usually wound tighter than a suspension spring under load, and grinning like a fucking idiot until you call them out.  Then, watch them lose their shit.

Aliens saved us from nuclear attack, did you say?  Someone living in a trailer park has cracked Tesla’s code for free energy ?  Wow, how silly all those scientists must feel.  They all went to university and dedicated their lives to solving life’s mysteries, when all they had to do was go into a mushroom induced trance and realize that diabetes can be cured with a half an avocado, a spoon full of some bizarre name brand sugar, and a squeeze of lemon wedge.

All together now…WTF?

Are new agers all high?  It sure seems like it, doesn’t it?  Experts agree. …and by experts, we mean the average uneducated nitwit who has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Whether you want to save the world from an ever impending alien attack, or heal your debilitating ailments with the magical powers of a driveway pebble, pseudo-science will help you achieve your goals, as long as those goals are finger pointing and ridicule.

New Age Spiritual Nonsense – REMASTERED from “Twilight of the Idiots”
Original airdate January 29, 2016

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North Korea Declares War…Again?

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Last Week Tonight

North Korea Declares War

North Korea is always declaring war with the west – and it’s getting tiresome.  the Problem with North Korea, is that they’re a lot like that drunk asshole you sometimes find in a bar – the one puffing his chest out and wanting to pick a fight with everyone.  The one, whose only friend steps aside, knowing it’s gone too far.

Ninety-nine percent of the time, these nitwits have a glass jaw and it’s over  before it starts, but there’s always that one percent, the prick who has a knife or a gun hidden under his shirt.  

You now you can take him, but there’s always that “what if” in the back of your mind.

That’s North Korea in a nutshell.  And for all their posturing and threats, if the world finds out they’ve been bluffing this whole time – they’re fucked.

John Oliver, Ladies and Gentlemen.  Take it away…

Excerpt from HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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Should Weed Be Legal?

Should Weed Be Legal

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“If you’ve never done pot, or alcohol, or any other kind of drug, ever, your whole life, well then fuck you. You’re a boring person and all your stories suck.”

Should weed be legal?  Yes.  There, that was easy.

Seriously though, why is Marijuana still illegal?  Is it big pharma?  Is it a conspiracy?  Or maybe it’s another one of those things that just got out of control and people were too complacent to care about stopping it.

Most pot smokers still don’t know about William Randolph Hearst, the newspaper owner of the early 1900’s that printed a smear campaign to discredit marijuana.  At the time, marijuana (hemp) was poised to take over in newsprint.  That would have meant going through the trouble and expense of changing pulp and paper equipment.  But that was almost one hundred years ago.  You would think that, someone, anyone, would have tried to change the law in all that time.

Turns out, people are creatures of habit and most people won’t “rock the boat”, as it were.  Besides, it’s not like weed is hard to find, this shit’s everywhere.

But with public opinion now moving well past 60% in favor of legalization, governments are taking a second look at the benefits of legalization – both medical and financial.

Better late than never, I suppose.

Should Weed Be Legal
REMASTERED from “It’s 420 Somewhere” – Original airdate September 30, 2016

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Donald Trump Bombs Afghanistan

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Last Week Tonight

Donald Trump Bombs Afghanistan

Donald Trump dropped a bomb in Afghanistan last week, right after he launched a shit ton of Tomahawk missiles at Syria, and right before he sent a handful of warships to part outside North Korea.  Through it all he can’t help but praise the food at Mira Lagos.

This would be moment to cue the “WTF” expression.

Does Trump know what he’s doing?  Is this all part of a larger plan to deal with Afghanistan, and ultimately, North Korea?

John Oliver looks at yet another instance of Trump being, well, himself, as the world churns around him.

Excerpt from HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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What Happened in Syria

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syria missile strike

Syria got it’s ass handed to itself last week.  Actually, no, that’s not right.  The U.S. bombed a largely empty Syrian airbase last week.  There, that’s better.  It’s all in how you look at it…and of course, the facts.

Most of us have heard the news by now, The U.S. launched 59 cruise missiles at Syria in retaliation for their  use of chemical weapons.  No matter what side you’re on with regards to this, you can’t deny the fact that John Oliver is going to talk about it, in that warm fuzzy glow that is satirical comedy.

Yes, this is serious business, but we’re not at war (yet?), and I for one have faith that calmer heads will prevail in the long run, when it comes to armed conflict.  So for now, the best thing you can do is, well…nothing.  so why not just watch the video and try to relax.

Excerpt from HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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The Sugar Baby Thug Life

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Sugar Baby Thug Life

Dear Lazy Liberals, get a job

“I honestly never get tired of running into you ladies whenever I’m at the casino, watching you stand by the nickel slot machines, wearing your best tube top and giving it away to anyone with a roll of quarters and a steak dinner”
Arnold J. Farnbuckle

Are you a sugar baby?  A tough guy wanna be?  If so, then odds are, you’ve never worked a hard day in your life, while sponging off others.  It’s not something to be proud of, and definitely not something any hard working person would ever respect.

There comes a time in everyone’s life when then have to pull up their pants, head out into the world and forge their own path.  That means, getting a job, a career, joining the military, or anything else that can contribute to society and their own well being.  For many, that day was about 10+ years ago. Unfortunately, for lazy people, avoiding work is a way of life, and almost a skillset in itself. 

Candidates include 30 somethings with no skills, sugar babies, gang bangers, Pokémon champions, and women who pop out another kid just in time for their subsidized housing and welfare hearing.  Sullen, lazy people who sit on the sofa and do absolutely nothing with their lives while they mooch off the generosity, and stupidity, of others are the plague of society and as such, deserve the full wrath of every criticism then get.  

Get a job, you lazy shit!

The Sugar Baby Thug Life – REMASTERED
Original airdate January 22, 2016

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Marijuana – Catnip for People

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Marijuana

Marijuana, once outlawed out of racism, ignorance and greed, is now gaining wide acceptance in the U.S.  To date, forty-four states have legalized medical marijuana, with eight of those states allowing recreational use.  But even with over 60% of American citizens supporting legalization, marijuana still remains illegal at the federal level.  For people in the dispensary business, this poses a huge problem when it comes to taxes.  Then, there are those people genuinely need it, but unfortunate enough to be stuck in some legal twilight zone grey area.

While many would still argue corporate greed in the pharmaceutical area is to blame for such slow progress, that simply isn’t the case.  The real problem is ignorance.  U.S. lawmakers have a stubborn unwillingness to do their own research and realize the immense benefits of full legalization in everything from health, to agriculture, and even finance.

John Oliver from Last Week Tonight looks at the legal grey area of marijuana, and the people who have been unfortunate enough, to have been caught in the middle of an antiquated system that is slow to change.

Excerpt from HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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